#potatoobsession

The following is the result of potato obsession! (Oh, the love!) LOTR paraphrases with potatoes!

1) When you don't know which way to go, always follow the potato, Master Took![Gandalf, Fellowship of the Ring]
2) There are many things in this world that we wish did not happen, Frodo. Potato is not one of them! [Gandalf, Fellowship of the Ring]
3)  A potato is never undercooked, Frodo Baggins, nor is it overcooked! It is cooked precisely as it means to!  [Gandalf, Fellowship of the Ring]
4) One potato to rule them all![LOTR]
5) The biggest vegetable may be slain by one chop. Potato was pierced by many![Peregrin Took, Return of the King]
6) The potato is mine! [Frodo Baggins, Two Towers and Return of the King]
7) For Potato! [Aragorn, The Return of the King]
8) There's plenty for the both of us! May the best Potato win! [Gimli, Return of the King]
9) The last time I checked, Potato, and not Aragorn, was the King of Rohan! [Theoden, The Two Towers]
10) From the ashes, a fire shall be woken. A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be hunger that was broken. The potato again shall be king. [Arwen, the Return of the King]
11) That's for the Potato I ate! That's for Potato I'm eating! And that's for the Potato I'm Gonna eat!! [Samwise Gamgee, Return of the King]
12) My Potato!!! [Gollum, The Hobbit, The Two Towers and The Return of The King]
13) Master? Master carries heavy Potato. Sméagol knows. Heavy, heavy Potato. Fat one cannot know. Sméagol look after Master.[Gollum]
14) The man who can wield the power of this potato can summon to him an army more deadly than any that walks this earth.[Elrond, The Return of the King]
15)There can be no triumph without potato. No victory without potato. No freedom without potato.